I'M SHAKING WITH FEAR AND RAGE RIGHT NOW SO I'LL BE BRIEF
I WOKE UP MISSING NINE BULLETS I CAN ACCOUNT FOR SIX OF THOSE
I HAVE NO MEMORY OF THE LAST TWELVE HOURS
OW FUCK SHIT I THINK HE BROKE MY LEFT ARM
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I'M A LEFTY
DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN
I'M GOING TO GO SEE IF I'VE WRITTEN DOWN ANYTHING CRAZY OR IF THERE ARE HIDDEN FILES ON MY COMPUTER AND OH YEAH MAYBE PUT MY ARM IN A SPLINT BECAUSE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IF I WASN'T SO ENRAGED AND FREAKED THE FUCK OUT THIS WOULD PROBABLY HURT MORE
FML
Looks like He broke your caps lock key too.
ReplyDeleteHey, don't hurt me sometimes black humor is all we have, all that keeps us almost sane.
If I were anywhere near Boston I'd offer to meet up with you and help keep the masked freaks off while you deal with the big game. If He's near you no doubt one or more of His servants is lurking near by as well. Unfortunately I'm stuck in my corner of the globe for now.