I mean it, there's like fifty pages of this bullshit. I am so not fucking kidding.
It's weird to think this all happened less than half a fucking year ago. I look back at the old me and see someone completely fucking different. Maybe, in some ways, I was.
In recent news, I saw a cop get peeled like a clementine the other day. So there's, um, that.
Shit, I hate the southwest.