Saturday, December 25, 2010


"You should tape your chest down. People will think you're a slut."

"I just have your best interests in mind."

"If you keep wearing pants and t-shirts like that people will think you're a lesbian."

"Don't slouch."

"I just don't want you to end up like your mother, pregnant, married to a drunken lowlife and living in a sty before you finish highschool."

"Don't you roll your eyes at me, missy. You can just forget about dinner and maybe if you're lucky I won't return all your presents in the morning."

Gee Gran, I love you too.

Please save me from this nightmare.

~~ Transcribed over the phone by Tara at Jeanette's request

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