Woo-fucking-hoo. Nineteen years old.
I feel so fucking special.
Anyway, Page is pretty cool. We've hung out a bit while I'm weighing my options on how to get back to Illinois.
Apparently Penny and Tara are getting along pretty well, too. Turns out she really is CarrionPrincess, so I guess they know each other.
Tara says she isn't but I'm pretty sure she's trying to find Smiley without me. Penny says she isn't either, but I'm pretty sure she goes with Tara. Also, I'm pretty sure Penny's helping her just to enrage me.
So, anyway, happy fucking birthday to me.
Maybe I'll get a laser for it.
Fucking lasers. Jesus Christ.