Thursday, March 8, 2012


Unknown Male 1: Okay, open and clear!
Unknown Male 1: No contacts, sir.

Unknown Male 1: Sir!

Unknown Female 1: Sir? I think I found someone. Female.

Unknown Female 1: Ma’am?

Unknown Female 1: Would you like me to check, ma’am?

Unknown Female 1: No, ma’am. Just unconscious. I’ve tried to wake her, but...
Unknown Male 1: We have contact again, sir.

Unknown Male 1: There are two of them, ma’am.

Unknown Male 2: What are we supposed to do, open their fucking eyelids?

Unknown Male 1: One of them has an eyepatch, sir.

Unknown Male 1: Dark hair--

Unknown Male 1: Let me get a light on--

Unknown Male 2: What...what is that...

Unknown Female 1: Oh...oh god...I...I thought....

Unknown Male 3: Sir? Ma’am? We’ve lost contact. With...with everyone. Can you advise?
Unknown Male 3: Sir, please advise.
Unknown Male 3: Fuck this. We’re initiating evac. I want everyone out of this shithole ten seconds ago.
Unknown Female 2: Sir!
Unknown Male 3: Wait, hold on. Isn’t that...
Unknown Female 2: What...what happened to him?
Unknown Male 3: I’m not sticking--

And the rest is silence.

And in case you didn't realize it, I am not Jeanette.


  1. Janus. God of doors and all around two faced bastard. I'm sure you'll forgive us of not being all that trusting of you.

  2. Oh Proxiehunter. You utter and complete fuckup. What would my life be without you?

    Answer: So much better.

    And not for the reasons you might think.

    Maybe you should fucking think about your advice before giving it in the future.