"Oh Alison." Jeanette said, softly touching Penny on the cheek. "Let me fucking show you how a woman really fucking loves another fucking woman."
"You can't, dumbass." Alison softly moaned back. "I'm blind."
---COPYRIGHT ALICE MASON 2012
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Monday, November 12, 2012
More From the Road
So I guess by now you can probably guess Operation Summerborn was pretty fucking successful.
Mostly, anyway.
I can't go into details just yet. There're still some pieces in play. Or maybe we're just fucking with Ace and want him to think we do. Guess that's just our little secret.
There's one thing I can say, I guess. And I probably should, because knowing her, Alice would just fucking tell you all in the most fucking embarrassing way possible, but we're engaged, now.
Alice and I, I mean.
And I might be dating Penny too? Sort of? And Alice is cool with it?
I don't fucking know. This is all really fucking confusing. I don't even know if we can get actually married, seeing as I'm pretty much a fugitive from the law and stuff.
And I really don't know what's going on with me and Penny. I say we're kind of dating but mostly we're just...really awkward and sometimes we cuddle and half the time she just makes fun of me and tells me I'm cuddling her wrong?
I really, really don't fucking know why Alice doesn't fucking care, either. I'm fucking engaged to her but when she sees me and Penny together she's all "That's so cute! I'mma take a picture and put it on my facebook", and then Penny's all, "you don't have a facebook", and then Alice says, "I'll make one just for this picture. It'll be called 'My sister and my fiancee: a romanticall journey'".
...Jesus Fucking Christ, why am I so goddamn head over heels for this family?
Mostly, anyway.
I can't go into details just yet. There're still some pieces in play. Or maybe we're just fucking with Ace and want him to think we do. Guess that's just our little secret.
There's one thing I can say, I guess. And I probably should, because knowing her, Alice would just fucking tell you all in the most fucking embarrassing way possible, but we're engaged, now.
Alice and I, I mean.
And I might be dating Penny too? Sort of? And Alice is cool with it?
I don't fucking know. This is all really fucking confusing. I don't even know if we can get actually married, seeing as I'm pretty much a fugitive from the law and stuff.
And I really don't know what's going on with me and Penny. I say we're kind of dating but mostly we're just...really awkward and sometimes we cuddle and half the time she just makes fun of me and tells me I'm cuddling her wrong?
I really, really don't fucking know why Alice doesn't fucking care, either. I'm fucking engaged to her but when she sees me and Penny together she's all "That's so cute! I'mma take a picture and put it on my facebook", and then Penny's all, "you don't have a facebook", and then Alice says, "I'll make one just for this picture. It'll be called 'My sister and my fiancee: a romanticall journey'".
...Jesus Fucking Christ, why am I so goddamn head over heels for this family?
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